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    Arawn

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    How Verael ICly picks up women

    Post by Arawn on Tue May 15, 2012 2:19 pm

    Look at what I can do...room?

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    Post by Verael on Tue May 15, 2012 2:35 pm

    Is it his fault if it works?
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    Post by Voriel on Fri May 18, 2012 9:38 am

    It works?
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    Post by Verael on Fri May 18, 2012 9:43 am

    60% of the time it works every time.
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    Post by Arawn on Fri May 18, 2012 9:47 am

    Wait, that's my line...
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    Post by Voriel on Fri May 18, 2012 9:48 am

    So true....this is Verael...
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    Post by Verael on Fri May 18, 2012 9:51 am

    I'm okay with him being equated to Brian Fantana.
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    Post by Dragonbait on Fri May 18, 2012 3:43 pm

    Wow Verael you look alot younger then i expected ><
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    Post by Voriel on Sat May 19, 2012 1:13 am


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    Post by Sylvara on Sat May 19, 2012 1:23 am

    Can someone please explain the whole moose thing?
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    Post by Verael on Sat May 19, 2012 1:59 am

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    Post by Baeshra on Sat May 19, 2012 2:02 am

    Moose can grow to be 7 feet tall and 1500 lbs with an antler spread of 6 feet.
    Moose can live as long as 25 years.
    In North America, the moose range includes almost all of Canada, most of Alaska, northern New England and upstate New York, the upper Rocky Mountains, northeastern Minnesota, and Michigan's Upper Peninsula.
    Moose can run up to 35 mph over short distances and trot steadily at 20 mph.
    Moose are excellent swimmers.
    Moose do not know pity or remorse or fear and cannot be stopped unless killed.
    What does not kill a moose only makes it stronger.
    A moose once bit my sister.


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    Verael

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    Post by Verael on Sat May 19, 2012 2:03 am

    Even if you kill it, you might not stop it. Depends on the momentum.
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    Post by Baeshra on Sat May 19, 2012 2:11 am

    You are not the boss of moose. Moose do what moose WANT.
    Moose takes no prisoners.
    Moose travel in single file to hide their numbers.
    In Soviet Russia, moose hunt YOU.
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    Post by Verael on Sat May 19, 2012 2:37 am



    Moose are bad drivers. Stereotypes can't be wrong.
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    Post by Baeshra on Sat May 19, 2012 2:38 am

    Cars don't hit moose. Moose hit cars.
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    Post by Verael on Sat May 19, 2012 2:42 am

    True story.

    During mating season especially. Males get confused by the sound of semi-trucks at speed on the highway. Apparently that sounds like a horny female moose.

    Moose don't have very good eye sight.
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    Post by Voriel on Sat May 19, 2012 3:58 am

    You know this from experience.
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    Post by AmaraD on Sat May 19, 2012 7:37 am

    Oh my. Bowchicka Moose-ow.
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    Post by Verael on Sat May 19, 2012 9:53 am

    Just like you have experience with the younglings, Mrs R! <.<

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